ANDREW W.K. IS NOT REAL

Really?

But this tour, featuring Wilkes-Krier (or maybe Steev Mike, or maybe just an apparition from a salvia dream) playing his hits with the four-member Calder Quartet (did I really just write four-member quartet?), is. Maybe not really. But I'll be at the Lakeshore next Thursday just to check.

Oh yeah, and he'll be playing selections from his recently-released (I shit you not) improvisational piano record, 55 Cadillac. Or maybe just vomiting blood. Still improvising.

And hopefullyhopefullyhopefully doing stuff from his (I continue to not shit you) Japan-only Mobile Suit Gundam tribute album.

I feel so cool saying this guy was my favorite band in high school.

Switched up my name, by the way.